ÿþ<html> <title>The SpikeVision guide to Surviving Zombie Attacks while on Holiday</title> <BODY BGCOLOR="#000000" TEXT="#ff0000" LINK="#858381" VLINK="#c11b17"> <font face = "arial"> <center> <TABLE BORDER=0 CELLSPACING=15 width = 90%><FONT COLOR=#ff0000> <THEAD> </THEAD> <tr><td> <center> <font size=2> As a public service to native English speakers who travel abroad, we proudly present: </font> <p> <b> <img src = "images/zombie_label.jpg" alt = "The SpikeVision guide to Surviving Zombie Attacks while on Holiday"> </b> <p> <img src = "images/redbrain.jpg" alt = "a tasty, tasty brain..."> <p> </center> Details of zombie attack methods vary, but one thing is typical: Zombies crave human brains. No one is exactly certain why. When traveling, it is vital to be able to ascertain the difference between dangerous undead predators, and those poor souls who might be suffering from severe headaches, or perhaps returning from a long night of reveling. If you see someone moving in an erratic, jerky fashion, and moaning, it is vital to know whether or not they are seeking to consume your tasty, tasty brain. <p> Here is a brief guide to identifying this crucial word in a number of other languages: <p> <blockquote> German: die Gehirne<br> Spanish: cerebros<br> French: cerveaux<br> Italian: cervelli<br> Portuguese: cérebros<br> Dutch: hersenen<br> Greek: µ³º­Æ±»¿¹<br> Russian: <>738<br> Latin: cerebelli<br> </blockquote> <p> Flee immediately if you should be approached by anyone who is repeating any of the above words, especially if they are reaching for you and staring at you with the baleful eyes of the undead. Seek shelter in a secure area, preferably one well-stocked with food, weapons, ammunition, and emergency-band radios. <p> <font size=2> Vargr<br> 12.27.04<br> <a href = "http://www.spikevision.org" target = "_blank" onMouseover = "window.status = 'SpikeVision Penetrates all Chicanery!'; return true">www.spikevision.org</a> </td></tr> </table> </body> </html>